Brilliantly, I've decided to tell everyone that I've been in a surprisingly good mood for the past month and a half. Aside from being fucking delusional, I figure its a great way to not have to talk about what troubles and shit like that.
Fuck it, this isn't going to be another whine/cry/everything and nothing type of blogs. I can save that shit for my own leather bound journal. Instead, taking cues from others, I supposes this blog could be used to promote myself.
I'm so full of myself. Anyway, getting to the topic at hand, I wish I would have developed the verbal knowhow to string together words in such a way that even the hardiest pirate would blush at the mere sound of my voice. Combing through the darkest corners of the English language, I would be able to string together insults and phrases Tarantino wished he thought up. The dark side of the English language would become a weapon I could wave around and use whenever necessary.
I don't know. At least from here, it seems like it would be awesome
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